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Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. -Bill Gates some random day
A large ranger the size of a mothership, and with a giant bill gates face on it.
It's a boss with 14016 health.
It just fires at the nearest player with full bullet penetration, full bullet damge, full reload, and full bullet speed ranger bullets. Also occaisonally has a circle above it's head representing a chat bubble, with the words "Madness? THIS IS MICROSOFT!", then bill gates fires an Arena Closer bullet at nearest player. This music plays the whole time he is alive. Also every once in a while he 'says' "ERROR 404" and summons 5 factory minions each named "404". They have all bullet related stats max and will go for you. Als…
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OK, SINCE YOU APPARENTLY ARE READING THIS, um...yeah. You may be disturbed by the things you read here btw. Are you sure you dare to read this?
I don't know what's wrong with me. I have COMPLETELY different personalities, and they can switch completely randomly INSTANTLY. All the time, I have a completely emotionless look on my face like I'm a robot, heck, my mom thought I looked zombie-like when I was sick. Also, I actually LIKE violence (when someone deserves it). Makes it feel like life's worth living, honestly. I can be absolutely MERCILESS. I put hand sanitizer all over my cat and scared it for fun, beyond the point my cat was miserable and shivering. Also I am VERY insecure, changing my IGNs all the frickin time. Also I'm social awkwa…
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